10 reasons for 'the force'
By Andy (2001/02/02)
10 reasons why having 'the force' would be a good thing:
- Flipping a page in the book that you're reading
- Pushing out the foot rest out on your favorite lounging chair
- Turning off the light when it's time to go to sleep
- Moving your arm once it has fallen asleep from laying on it wrong
- Forcing the refrigerator light to turn on while the door is closed.
- Putting down the toilet seat, or up, depending on your preference
- Controlling the TV remote that's sitting on the coffee table in front of you
- To nudge that stuck bag of potatoes chips that you just paid for in the vending machine
- Retrieving that tool that you dropped at your feet
- Floating around make-believing you're Baron Harkonnen on a maniacal tirade1
1 - I know this is a little obscure but I think you'll find it quite funny once you see the part in Dune, that Baron just divulges he has a control of a traitor in house Atreides