Harley Riders
By Andy (2000/06/01)
Perhaps it's just me, but does anyone else find something wrong with those Harley riders?
I think there is something extremely homoerotic about a bunch of guys dressing up in black leather and riding around in packs of 5-10, in semi-sexual positions on their loud bikes.
"Hey look at me, I'm gay on the inside but I like to look tough." - Harley rider thinking to himself
What a great way to disguise the fact that they like to dabble in homosexual fantasies without getting accused of being gay. In fact, people fear them, myself included. Surely if they read this article and had my address they'd take to me like a Mack truck does to road kill. Sure you'd fear them even more after using me as an example, but perhaps that's exactly what they are trying to accomplish! What better way to distract you from their latent queer desires.
Not that I'm homophobic, quite the contrary. I just get annoyed by the fact that people have to announce or show-off their gayness. I don't drive around with a sticker on the back of my car announcing I'm heterosexual. They can peruse those dark corridors to their hearts desire, I just don't want to know about it. I'm certainly not going to jump in and say they can't do that. In this case, ignorance is indeed bliss.
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