Merchandise
You can be the first one you know to display our self-promoting logos and catchy catch phrases on your person. We now offer several different designs for all of your clothes-wearing needs*. We've got cloning babies, earths of asphalt, and brooms and hammers. Our merchandise is produced and sold through our store at CafePress.com (link below). If you'd like to set up your own store, please click here (new window).
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*disclaimer: 'all of your clothes-wearing needs' except where pants, underwear, bras, panties, socks, or shoes are required.