The Rednecks are Right
By Melli (2000/09/06)I really don't understand why stupid people exist. Maybe it is for pure enjoyment for the rest of us, I don't know. It pains me to show up to work and see stupidity at it's best. I was sitting in at the official United States Postal Service glamorous break room, which now serves ice, and was completely annoyed by peoples eating habits. Ok, who the hell drinks diet sodas on purpose? I mean come on, do not have the damn nerve to tell me that you are trying to watch your weight when you devour 10 powder donuts or a eat a whole large pizza with EVERYTHING, by yourself, and then wash it down with a diet Coke! Who are you fooling? Your arteries? Like your body is thinking, gosh, it is a good thing that farmer bob here drank down that diet drink after those onion rings, cleaned out the arteries for them. Is this a new heart cleansing drug that was overlooked by these smarty pants cardiologist? You mean to tell me they have spent billions of dollars on research when the answer wa! s on sale for $3.00 a twelve pack at the grocery store? Maybe WE are the stupid people, and those dumb SOB's have had the real knowledge all along. Please excuse me as I go buy me some pork rinds and some Diet Dr. Pepper.